Christmas Office Party Memos


FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 3, 2012 RE: Christmas Party

I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting atnoonin the private function room at the Grill House.

There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We’ll […]

The Senility Prayer


Sometimes I Wonder Why………

I started out with nothing and I still have most of left.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

I finally got my head together and now my body is falling apart.

All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, […]