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Food Limericks and Poems

 

Today is just for fun and laughs.

Limericks

1. I once bought a huge bag of rice

then thought that it tasted so nice

I bought thirty more

now my biggest chore

is setting the traps for the mice!

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2. Most pizzas have cheese and I’ve found

that olives and chilies abound

the flavor just rocks

but what of the box?

Why square when the pizza is round?

 

3. I fell in love – for real

and cooked her up a meal,

she tasted – left

I was bereft

what’s wrong with chocolate eel?

5. I tasted Australian stew,

quite hearty and nutritious, too

then I was left cold

when somebody told

me the meat bits were all kangaroo!

 

Limericks by Graeme King ©Kingpoetry2007 

Mr. King has the following at the bottom of his blog: “Please share my poetry with others.”

You can find Mr. King and more limericks, poetry, stories, parodies, sonnets, and much more at:

http://www.kingpoetry.com/index.html

Poems
Jelly, Jam, and Buttered Toast

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Jelly, jam, and buttered toast.
I like breakfast food the most.
Bagels, cream cheese, juices — fresh squeeze,
make me say, pass more here please.

Lunch will often make me mutter.
I’m not fond of peanut butter.
I hate chips that won’t go crunch.
Truly, I do not like lunch.

Now dinner is another meal
I’ll take or leave, that’s how I feel.
There’s always veggies I can’t stand.
I have to eat them on demand.

If I could choose and have my way.
well, we’d eat breakfast food all day.

by Denise Rodgers
Copyright© Denise Rodgers
All Rights Reserved

Autumn Corn

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Corn on the stalk is so sturdy to stand.
Corn set in rows neatly cover the land.
Plucked from their stalks and then stacked where they park it,
loaded on trucks and then sent out to market.

Corn perched on shelves in the grocery store,
packed up and stacked up from ceiling to floor.
Pulled off the shelves, neatly placed in a cart.
Off to the checkout and then the fun starts.
Corn boiled in pans till the water runs yellow.
Biting so crunching, its taste sweet, but mellow.

It’s been my favorite, since I was born,
salted up, buttered up, early fall corn.

by Denise Rodgers
Copyright© Denise Rodgers
Great Lakes Rhythm & Rhyme
All Rights Reserved

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I wrote to Ms Rodgers and she was kind enough to grant me written permission to use these poems on More Thyme Than Dough. Believe it or not, Ms Rodgers also lives in Michigan, like Marlene at MotivateUs.com and the story, The Envelope, except Ms Rodgers is much further north.

It is a small world indeed!

You can get to Denise Rodgers website by clicking the following link: http://www.funny-poems-for-free.com/

This is another must see site. There are, Thank You poems, Wedding, Get Well, Mother’s Day, Graduations, School poems and so many more. There is also a Michigan Poem page where you have to read, Meeting Moose.

Featured Recipe    Caramel Fruit Dip

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Oooooo. Doesn’t that picture just make your mouth water?

I love caramel any time, any place.

You will never see kids – or adults for that matter – eat so much fruit so quickly in your life as with this quick and easy to make caramel dip.

Caramel will do that to you.

This is what you will need for a little more than 1 cup:

¼ cup sugar                            

¾ cup brown sugar            

1 teaspoon vanilla *

8 ounce cream cheese        

* You can substitute Amaretto or other liqueur if you wish.

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Also need: Fruits of your choice and/or is in season. Heaven Alert! Be sure to try fresh picked strawberries when in season.

Here is what you do:

Soften crème cheese at least 1 hour.

Pack the brown sugar tightly into the measuring cup.

Then put all ingredients except the fruit in a blender. Blend until smooth.

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Ta Da………. Almost instant heaven!

Eat and enjoy!

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Bon appétit!!!
Cost

¼ cup sugar                          $0.14

¾ cup brown sugar                $0.60

1 teaspoon vanilla                  $0.90

8 ounce cream cheese            $1.50

            Cost for Dip = $3.14

Fruits of your choice = $5.65

(I used apples, pears, and pineapples.)

Total cost = $8.79

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